Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Famous Last Words

This will be a short meeting
You can put it together yourself in five minutes
One slice of pizza won't blow my diet
You'll housebreak him in no time at all
They'll feel terrific once you break them in
We've been in business for 30 years, we're not going anywhere
When it sez "empty" there's always a gallon or two left
If you knew anything at all, you wouldn't be a Traffic Cop
You can make it -- that truck isn't coming all that fast
That's not poison oak
I don't burn, I tan
Take off your clothes, the doctor will be right with you
Your table will be ready in 5 minutes
Of course they're mushrooms, toadstools come to a point
No trouble at all, don't give it a second thought
We service what we sell
Believe me, nobody's dressing up

-Thanks to JTH

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